26, Slytherin, Cabin 13, International relations graduate, HP, History, Arts, Daydreamer,Disney lover, afraid of pigeons, Never fell in love, São Paulo.
With the slow death of Reddit, u realise what this means. No more new funny am I the asshole stories or unpopular opinions. What will we watch on tik tok while subway surfers plays in the background 😭
And here you can see, the displaced redditor, roaming the wilderness of Tumblr. An invasive species, but one that is nonetheless welcome after decades of deforestation drove off the natural predators of the ecosystem, and allowed the wild pornbot to thrive and wreak havoc on the local plant life.
Watching reddit refugees and native tumblrinas intermingle is like that scene from the Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride, where all the lions realize that the only thing that separates them is mud and they shouldn’t fight because they’re family.
Except the mud is crippling social anxiety and the family is a rotting capitalist system that ruined both our respective sites, but in different ways.
Tumblr’s vibe is like a fever. Sure we’re burning ourselves alive and generally making a mess of ourselves, but the trade off is that we’re also setting advertisers on fire and making this place so inhospitable that nobody is bothering to colonize us. Reddit just got cancer and the chemotherapy is actively killing off the userbase so they’re fleeing to our dumpster fire which is mild in comparison.
Twitter doused themselves in gasoline and set themselves on fire and now they’re trying to come to us for help. Sorry we’re better at being on fire than y’all but you get no help.
Damn all of social media really is just going up in smoke. Didn’t think tumblr of all thing would be the survivor from late stage capitalism effects on socials.
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
congrats on being so awful a boyfriend you destroyed homophobia
I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I’ve met in my life has said they’d rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!
no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you
